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"What??? How can you act like a greaser when you haven't seen Grease!?!? That's utter blasphemy!" 
"Uhhhh.... What?"
"Cronus, one does not simply act like a greaser. One IS the greaser, and they know it. You can not say you are a greaser and not have even heard of Grease!" You placed your hands on his shoulders, staring him dead in the eyes. "Are you ready to learn of Grease?"
He stared back for a moment before his gaze hardened. "I am ready."
In a few minutes of dashing around, you found a special, locked chest of yours containing memories. The fondest of memories were always locked, you found, if one truly liked them. You produced the key to the chest and pulled out your favorite DVD of all time; Grease. 
Now for a regularly unscheduled interruption: We will now explain your character since obviously you don't know yourself anymore. You were a quiet girl, on that stupid ROCK you and your friends call a home all you did was sleep. If you didn't like the dream bubble you were in, you simply woke up and went back to sleep. If someone needed to talk to you, they had better hope that they were in your next bubble. 
Your interests include 50's music, musicals, and also forcing these musicals onto others. If someone looked even remotely alike to someone in one of your musicals, be it in any way, you were there. You also, in a way to force your musicals on others, change how ya talk by their type'a personality, which can get to be a problem. When that happens, you antagonize them until they leave. The latter happens a lot. 
BACK TO THE STORY
You were now sitting on a couch with Cronus, humming softly along to the ONCE ever-popular song and staring intently at the television screen. 
I am not going to describe all of the events of the movie because I like readers, so...
As the ending credits played, several hours later, you leaned back against the couch for the first time in a while and were going to sigh, had you not jumped a little when you felt an arm around the bak of the couch, waiting for you.... READY for you! You quickly realized, however, that it was just Cronus and there was no reason to worry. He seemed pretty calm... You flicked your eyes over towards him to see a smile creeping across his face. "That is my favorite movie, ever." You said, satisfaction and nostalgia welling up in you. 
"It was pretty good. Thanks for letting me watch it with you."
"Oh, it was my pleasure to fo-show someone my favorite movie. Especially someone who likes the sort of characters in it. I love all sorts of things like this movie: musicals dating all the way back-all of it-, old music, older romcoms, even. I guess it's my mind's way of calling back to days when I was younger. My mom always used to play me old songs like these when I was younger, and she once told me that they would make me fall right asleep." Tears began welling up alongside the satisfaction and nostalgia at the thoughts of your mom, making you reflexively reach up to wipe your eyes. 
"I... I bet you miss her a lot," he said quietly. 
"Yeah, but it's fine. I brutally murdered the imps that got to her." You said, laughing a little. 
"So then, [name]," Cronus' voice wavered slightly, as if he was nervous. "We just watched a semi-romantic movie, we're in this area alone..." 
"Yeah, yeah, fine, Matesprits." You said quickly, so quickly that he almost didn't catch it. 
"Wait, WHAT?"
"You're the only person I can even relatively attempt to talk to about my movies and things. Besides, the greaser thing you're into? Big plus." You said and smiled, folding your legs onto the couch and leaning into his side. 
"How did you even know I was going to try to flirt?"
"I gather research on ALL of my movie victims, so I can force upon them the best movie possible for what they like and their personality. During my research of you, I uncovered from others that you're very flirty and want to fill your 'quadrants'." You smirked. Cronus stayed silent, but pulled you a little closer to him. He wasn't going to show his excitementor, hopefully, the bulge in his pants.
~FIN~
I think this is the first! I'm proud of myself! When I first saw Cronus I immediately traced it back to Grease <3

The locked chest thing is a theory/head canon that I am way too lazy to explain right now. Later, m'kay? Good.

Cronus belongs to :iconandrewhussieplz:
You belong to Homestuck ;)

....I am not ashamed.
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APH-New-Zealand42 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
//I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks Cronus loves Grease! Really great fic!!
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1n33d4us3rn4m3 Featured By Owner May 19, 2015  Student General Artist
:iconmitunalolplz:
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Chocolatekawaii233 Featured By Owner May 3, 2015  Student General Artist
"One does not simply..."
Omg
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The-Sensible-Killer Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
*looks down* uhh Cronus you got a problem down there O_o
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Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2015
Im ready
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Hoodetie Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014
~FIN~

Is that a pun I smell?
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:iconhoodetie:
Hoodetie Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014
This is actually accurate because Grease is my favorite movie!
I have the first and second one!
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deadlynightshade97 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Unintentional pun at the end. Can u guess?
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Lousiey Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
holy damn that ending xD
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AbelinQemity-785HS Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014
~FIN~
Oh oh, I see what you did there.
XD
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DemigodArtist Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014  Student General Artist
Ohmigosh, I love Grease!!~ :iconcronusamporaplz: :iconjohntravoltaplz:
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peanuttart Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
aklwdjkldjiwdhwuiocuiwlm09q3um0mfhmop32h09fh230920q030iq3q303uq0j30jq93rph03ry79thg79owfhfi I l0v3 this i l0v3 y0u and I l0v3 gr3as3 and I l0v3 Cr0~ thank y0u thank y0u thank y0u~ <3 <3 <3 <3
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Eridansbb Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014
THAT ENDING DOKIDOKIDOKIDOKIDOKIDOKIDOKI I LOVE GREASEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ivyvines13 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
OMC! I freakin' LOVED Footloose................and Grease...............But I don't remember that much of Grease, just that it was amazing.............Is that weird? And one does not simply quote the Lord of the Rings in one's story...............
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BeelzenefGamzeeFan Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014
The crossed out bit... That was my favorite
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Misteria2477 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Grease is awesome!!
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RaineKay12 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2013
Ley~mon... part two? Maybe fill more than quadrants (buckets)? :3
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:iconrainekay12:
RaineKay12 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2013
No lemons, miss. Don't you read the other comments? Great story BTW!
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lunarLover88 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Perhaps a part 2 Lemon~ 0u0
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:iconlonetaku:
LoneTaku Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013  Student Writer
Sorry, I don't write lemons...
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:iconlunarlover88:
lunarLover88 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
 OH NOOOO~
Okay :Y
Emoji25
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KopyTheGhost Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2013
When I first saw Cronus I had to watch Grease because I just fucking love that movie!
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moonlightsorceress1 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013  Student Writer
I probably woulda shown him the Fonz too >.>
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AmericaTheHero97 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013
i was watching grease earlier today....the irony
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MusicIsMyLife7 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013  Student Artist
The ending made me fall of my chair, all red and giggly. XD
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:iconpiggyman3000:
Piggyman3000 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013
I have sold my soul to homestuck.
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:iconroellish:
Roellish Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
we all sold our souls to Hussie
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:iconpiggyman3000:
Piggyman3000 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013
Most definetly.
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Roellish Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
yup
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ivyvines13 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Ya know it.
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DefenderOfStars101 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I see what you crossed out there.*pervertily rasises eyebrows*
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FearThePuffin Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Student General Artist
XD Was I the only one who started to sing the songs from Grease? Great story by the way!!! I always knew Cronus was a greaser!!
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gods-of-the-light Featured By Owner May 31, 2013
i've read this like five times and now i wanna see a part two ;w;
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hetaliafangirlneko Featured By Owner May 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OMG GREASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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pawpaw1111 Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
" hopefully, the bulge in his pants. "
wow you just had to put it there
that part i laugh at so hard
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Kina56745 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My mom thinks I'm asleep so I can't laugh at the end and it hurt so BAD! :-[
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Roseflower402 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I am laughing on the inside and outside.
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Rainbowshire Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You must finish this.
you must.
Add.
MOAR
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Emgoldey Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
The ending oh my god xD
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peacesnow Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OMG i am SO happy that i'm not the only one who thinks of that movie whenever Cronus appears. IT'S SO OBVIOUS. I also love that movie <3
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2olluxcaptor9 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
i love what you did at the end "...or his bulge in his pants" XD two funy
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HuskyHoodlum Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Everyone knows that Cronus IS really Danny...

just a bit more fishy.
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nocturnalSleuth Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is loved. Very. Much. So.
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LoneTaku Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Student Writer
Awww, thanks! ^o^
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nocturnalSleuth Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My pleasure. You're an awesome writer.
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:iconlonetaku:
LoneTaku Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student Writer
8DDD
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OrigamiPaperAngel Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hehe! I love your sassy narration style <3
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:iconlonetaku:
LoneTaku Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Student Writer
Oh, why thank you! ^-^
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LullabyIrken Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I can just picture Cronus going up to the reader later, dressed up like Danny intentionally and trying to get them dressed up like Sandy.
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LoneTaku Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Student Writer
XD

...I think it's time to write an extended ending.
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